“RELAX! We are not a fast-food place. If you are not served in 5 minutes… You’ll get served in 9 or 12, maybe 15 minutes… We’re cooking as fast as we can!!!”
“IN A HURRY? May we suggest our EXPRESS LUNCH… Maid-Rite and Bowl of Soup — $6.50. We can just about guarantee you’ll get it in 10 minutes or less!”
— Quotes lifted from the menu at the Maid-Rite in Marion, Iowa, where speed has a different context.
looks like it was photographed and printed in the 1960s.
I know, completely unheard of on the Internet. And, really, I’m not cool enough to be hip to issue at hand.
Thank god. Amen.